What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?